A warrant for the arrest of ____________'s heart has been issued, due to the fact that it belongs to me now. And you are no longer in control of it. I must inform you of your right to remain silent while I kiss you all over from head to toe. You also have the right, before sexual intercourse, to be presented a marriage license. Anything you say or scream during intercourse will be used against you in the court of "LOVE".
DEFAULT JUDGEMENT
Please be advised, once you sign this document, it will go into effect immediately without further notice. Your signature is required for this legal document. In the event of the loss of this document, NO other will be issued and you will be forced to plead this case as Total, Unrestricted, Unrestrained Devotion and Satisfaction, which will result in further obscene action against your body. Which might include: Licking, Whipping and Kissing you until you pass out. I am forced to blow your mind in every sexual way imaginable for the rest of the years to come. If you don't go freely, I will have to take you by force.
SENTENCING
Your sentencing has already been decided for the best interest of all involved. You have been found guilty of "Love in the First Degree". The state of Love "demands" the maximum sentence. You are hereby sentenced to life with me, without possibility of bail, parole, or good time. You sentence is in a maximum security facility called "MY ARMS".
YOUR PLEA
Not Guilty_________________________________________ Date_______
Guilty_____________________________________________ Date_______
The warrant was written by a prisoner - a pimp - in Boston. The warrant appears in the book "Running the Books" by Avi Steinberg, who worked as the prison librarian.
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